Tuesday, June 10, 2014

What do peaches, beards, and Calvin & Hobbes have in common?

February? Really Miriam? I don't know why I'm surprised that that is the last time I wrote a blog post, it's not like I have anyone hounding me to write it. But I could do with some retrospection, and you could do with some pictures.


I'm feeling a little guilty about this outfit. It's just a TINY bit too zany. Swap those Vans out for some regular shoes, and we're good. James is growing like a weed, so his Sunday shoes have joined the box of things for Rupert to wear when he gets bigger and I have yet to find him a new pair because I'm cheap and I only buy my kids' clothes at Goodwill.
We have never cut James' hair. Our babies are cue balls when they're born so what hair they grow I'm extremely proud of, and I can't bring myself to cut it! He is growing a tiny mullet, which thankfully is in style these days, so I can put it off the dastardly deed until a bit later.


A few months ago we had a cold day! It was actually chilly! Hence the hats and long sleeves. It was also extremely windy so we bought a $2 kite (wow, we are super cheap) and flew the heck out of it. The boys had a lovely time and I remembered how much dang fun it is to fly a kite.


Spring time in Phoenix is the ideal time to hit the park, and we did so on a daily basis.


Here's James attempting to ride his tiny finger skateboard down a ramp that we had made for his cars. And this is why women live longer. We had a little talk about physics and he decided to wait until he's bigger and he has a much bigger skateboard. And a helmet. And a full body suit constructed out of bubble wrap.


We went to an event called Transportation Days at a local church where policemen, mailmen, firefighters and construction workers get to show off their vehicles and the kiddies get to climb all over them. Holy cats James had an incredible time. But you wouldn't know it by looking at his face. Man, this kid has the stone cold look down pat.



James waited for his turn to get in the helicopter and then promptly dove into the cockpit. Whoops! Here you can see him contemplating his angle of trajectory.


Here is James pretending to be a ... wait for it ... fireman. Yes, my shirt apparently looks like a fireman's getup, and he just went with it. He pretends almost every minute of the day. When he wakes up he's Babar, when he's at the park he's Lightning McQueen, when he's eating lunch he's King Peter (from Narnia), when he's at the grocery store he's a puppy, when he's at church he's a cat (mewling all through the services), and when he goes to bed he's Aslan. In fact, he's rarely ever James.


Starting to get hotter now. Thankfully the oppressive heat didn't come until a bit later, so we had lots of outdoors time up until about three weeks ago. Here we are birding at Gilbert Water Ranch. Lots of GBHs, verdins, Anna's hummingbirds, and red tails circling overhead. 


When it gets too hot, we play inside, inside the bus. I love's James' face, it's full of joy and mischief, and if that isn't what little boys are made of, I don't know what is.


A little brotherly love.


A dear friend of ours took us to see the Chihuly glass exhibit at the Desert Botanical Gardens and it was beyond amazing! That man is an incredible and prolific artist, and his installations were remarkable. They perfectly reflected the austerity and beauty of the desert which we live in.


This is the face of a child interrupted in the middle of deep concentration; in this case, putting his shoe back together.


And when he gets home from church, he pretends to be a pilot.


Since we live in one of the hottest places on earth, the growing season is backwards, so peaches are ready in May, not August. We took a trip out to Queen Creek and picked 22 pounds of them. I put some frozen ones in my smoothie this morning, and they are still super delicious.


This picture does not adequately represent the amount of excitement James felt about riding this little train around the farm. He still talks about it.


This kid is obsessed with school. He cannot WAIT until he's 5 so he can finally go. We started a little joy school (pre-pre-school) with some friends who have kids around similar ages, and when I told him we were going to school that morning, his face lit up and he said, "I'M FIVE?!" Sorry kid. But we're over halfway there!
We do school time in the mornings where we learn letters and numbers, and so far James knows all this letters and can write all the easy ones like I, L, E, O etc. The curvy ones are still pretty far out, but sometimes he writes them on accident while he's doodling away, and then shows me them proudly. He can identify sounds of letters pretty well, but has yet to comprehend that letters strung together make words, and that is how you read. In fact, he vehemently requests that I do not "read" his books, but that I just happen to make up the story associated with the pictures exactly the same way every time we look at them. Hmmm. This may prove to be a little problematic in the future.


James' smile is almost as awesome as Rupert's Klingon thing he has going on with his forehead. Also, please welcome the newest addition to our family, Josh's beard. I think he looks great with it, and it complements his Canadian heritage quite well.


Oh I just love this picture.


We go to the pool on a bi-weekly, sometimes daily basis. James can swim around by himself with a pool noodle, Rupert cruises around in his floatie, and I try to keep an eye on them both. Children are such water rats, and it makes me happy that they can indulge that part of their personality.


I made this sampler. Making things is extraordinarily cathartic, so I've been learning lots of new skills like, uh, cooking. I feel like I'm finally coming into my own when it comes to the domestic side of myself, which is great because I've been married for seven and a half years, and we have two kids. It's about time.


There is something so poetic about James reading Calvin and Hobbes naked with his favorite stuffed kitty.


This little chubber is nine months old, and is just about the happiest baby on the block. He is patient, silly, and laughs about everything, especially his brother. No one can make Rupert laugh like James can, and he is a brother's boy. I sometimes wish I would have hired another child to hang around when James was a baby, so that he would be a little more mellow. 
He's in full teething mode (he has seven now!), and even when his face hurts and he's grumpy, you can sing him a silly song and he snaps right out of it and dances his little bum off. We just had his nine month appointment and he's just like his brother; tall (74th percentile), skinny (35th percentile), with a ginormous head (>97th percentile). No crawling yet, but to be honest, I'm doing nothing to encourage it. He can scooch his bum around to get places, and can pull himself up on things just fine, but his brain has not yet discovered that crawling is a much more effective way to get around.



We have finally figured out how to get this guy to eat solid food. If he had it his way, he would nurse until he's 7, but we're making progress. No matter what I pureed, it just came right back out when I tried to feed it to him, so we moved on to table food. I ground up our baked ziti last night, and he gulped that sucker down. Smoothies are also a huge hit with him, and I put all sorts of veggies in there that he doesn't know about. I'm sure we'll have to change our methods in a few weeks, but for right now, I am in solid food eating bliss, and so is he.


And here we go into summer, sweaty babies and all. Mornings at the splash pad, afternoons at Ikea and the library and evenings at home, trying to stay sane.

James is really blossoming socially. He is no longer terrified of adults that he knows, just strangers, which is how I would have it anyway. I do feel a bit sorry for the cute little old ladies at the grocery store who try to engage him in conversation, but thankfully Rupert is there to win them over with his little toothy grin. Play dates are becoming more and more of a success, and he has stayed by himself in nursery during church for the past two months. He's gaining more confidence in social settings and that makes my heart happy in a new way. 
During this season of life I spend so much of my time hoping that these little vulnerable humans that we've made are safe and happy, and it is the most devastatingly exhausting and mind-bogglingly thrilling thing I've done. Here's to another summer of thrills, spills, and raising viable humans.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Little Bow Ties for Little Boys

If you had told me ten years ago that I would be sitting down to type a tutorial on how to make bow ties for little boys, I would have said something along the lines of, "HAHAHAHAHAH!! HOOOHOOOHOOOO!!! THAT'S HILARIOUS! THERE'S NO WAY I'LL BE WASTING MY TIME WITH THAT!" But I say to you, past Miriam, "It takes all kinds. And don't dye your bangs black in a few years. It's not as trendy as you think."

Let's begin!

What you'll need:

  • Sharp scissors
  • Hot glue gun
  • Alligator or hair clips
  • Double sided fabric tape
  • 1/3 or 1/4 yard fabric (I recommend Hobby Lobby - their fabric is cheaper and usually more adorable)
  • Felt (an 8 1/2" x 11" piece should get you through about 5 or 6 bow ties)
  • Iron and ironing board
Cut your fabric about 3 inches wide and the length of the fabric, forming a long rectangle. Fold and iron down all the edges so they'll be nice and fray-free. I fold over a little less than 1/4" if you need some measurements.




You'll be making nice clean corners too, so fold the ends to get them ready to tape down. Fold down the corners just like you're wrapping a present.


Place the tape on the fabric above the crease and press down firmly. Peel off the back of the tape and fold the corner down. Make sure you press down firmly. 


Do this to all four corners and you'll end up with something like this:


Ah. Nice clean corners. Now, fold the fabric into about thirds, or however you long want the bow tie to be. If you're using 1/3 yard, you should be able to fold it into exact thirds. 


Scissors for scale. I like to iron it just for a few seconds so I have some creases that mark the length when I unfold it for the next step.


Cut a piece of felt to fit inside the fabric rectangle you've just created. This will help the fabric keep its shape and will make the bow tie a bit beefier. Which is a good thing. Close the fabric back up so it's ready for pinching.


Next, cut a small strip of matching (or not matching, I don't judge!) fabric and fold and iron down the long sides. This is going to be the middle of the bow tie; the tie of the bow tie, if you will.


Find about the middle of the large piece and pinch the top and bottom together to make the bow. You can adjust this later so don't worry if it's not perfect.


Wrap the small strip of fabric around the middle.


Here's a nice preview of the bow tie. Adjust as necessary. I'm terrible at guessing the middle of things so I usually have to move things around quite a bit to get it just right.


Now comes the permanent part, so make sure you're happy with your tie before you move on. Flip the bow over and put a nice little glob of hot glue in the middle. Open your clip and put the bottom half of the clip in the glue. Then fold over the small strip of fabric so it covers the bottom of the clip. Close the clip on top of it.


It should then look like this:


Wait for it to cool and then snip off the extra fabric from the top strip.


Open the clip again, and put another glob of hot glue, smaller this time, in the middle so you can tack down the bottom strip. Fold up the bottom strip and then close the clip. It should then look like this:


Wait for it to cool and snip off the extra fabric from the bottom strip.


Flip it over (DUH!) and voila! You have one adorable bow tie for one adorable boy.


We moms of boys accessorize where we can, and bow ties are one of my favorite things for little boys to wear. Thankfully my 2 year old loves wearing them, because in the immortal words of the Doctor, "Bow ties are cool."

And just in case you want to pin it, here's a nice little graphic:


Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Pictures and Perspective

The other day Josh remarked that I hadn't written a blog post in a while, and that I should remedy that. If this doesn't completely shock you, then it should. Josh is about as pro-internet as a hermit living in Siberia, which is something I really love about him. So, honey, this one's for you. 

Here's a summation of our activities in the past few months:


We've been reading lots of books. LOTS. Sometimes when James isn't looking I skip a few pages on the books that I find completely insufferable, but he's starting to get wise to that trick. Most of the books are pleasant, and I don't mind re-reading them a thousand times, but there are a few that I just can't handle, namely I Love You Forever (James always asks why I'm bawling by the end of it), The Cat in the Hat (I guess I'm a wuss when it comes to tongue-twisting prose), and any of the Thomas the Tank Engine books (Uh, Sir Topham Hatt needs to get himself some reliable engines STAT if he wants to make any money at all).


A lovely 8 foot tree that James adored. He was great about the ornaments this year, and none were broken by the time we packed it up! Whew! Although he did have problems waiting to open presents until Christmas. On two occasions I found him sneaking presents, and it was incredibly difficult to not laugh at him when I walked in the room, caught him red-handed, and he yelled, "AH! Go away Mom!"


I had a birthday and to celebrate we made a fort in the dining room. I'm now 27 and plan to make celebratory forts every year from now on.


We blessed Rupert in church, and he was an angel child. He didn't make a peep and kept his wiggling to a minimum. Josh gave him a lovely blessing which included a blessing that he will always listen to his mother. I'm hoping he remembers that when he's 16. There's a picture all the way at the end of this post that is a great size comparison of James and Rupert in the same blessing outfit.


Tummy time is a family affair.


More books. Books in bed, books in the car, books in the bath, books on the potty.


Lots of holiday baking happened in our house. James and I made our weight in sugar cookies for church functions (and our own consumption), and I was a cool mom and let him lick the beater. Baking with a two year-old has got to be the most patience-inducing activity on earth. I had to remind myself about 168 times that he was little and uncoordinated, and that's ok. Children make messes and that's ok. Two year-olds don't care about the perfect thickness of sugar cookies, and that's ok. But in the end it was pretty fun for the both of us. 


We went to go see the lights at the Mesa temple and James was less than impressed. He mostly spent his time running up and down aisles of chairs. He was interested in all the nativity scenes and we walked the circuit five or six times making sure we had seen all of the baby Jesuses. We talked about Jesus a lot this Christmas and how this time was the time we celebrate his birth. While I don't think he's able to comprehend that much, he does talk about Jesus a lot in our conversations, and I'm good with that for now.


This expression is common on Rupert's face. Whether he's being enthusiastically loved on by his brother, or the witness to one of James' meltdowns, there's usually something to be alarmed of in this house.


All my boys. I love being able to say, "My boys." There's something very satisfying about it.


Even James has trouble getting through a Thomas the Train book.


James on the left, Rupert on the right. And they're both the same age here. I'm worried about them when they're about 11 and 13, and Rupert ends up being four inches taller and thirty pounds heavier, and they have a disagreement about something. Yikes!

I'm finishing this post up a few days after writing it, and I'm definitely having one of those moments of mom bliss. I was rocking James to put him down for a nap and I had an overwhelming feeling of gratitude (GAH! There I go with the tears!) for these two boys. I know everyone always says it's a struggle, and they're absolutely right. Sometimes I can't stand being a mother - children know how to push your buttons in the most annoying way possible, but far more often I feel an immense joy and sense of responsibility. I'm intensely grateful that I get to hang out with them on a daily basis. Ok, wiping the tears off my keyboard and pushing publish now.